stanford-pines:

between “can i offer you an egg in this trying time” and “hail hydra” i cant tell which thing my friends keep quoting is the best

simsgonewrong:

after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.

simsgonewrong:

after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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