the other day i went down to the dining hall and while i was getting a drink i noticed the dude behind the grill was staring at me really intently and when i went up to him to order a burger he was like “damn girl you look like you’re about to strangle someone with your bare hands”

i was thinking about apple juice and naps at the time

Anonymous: "#i look like a could snap your neck like 200% of the time #but i look cute like 11% of the time if we're being generous haahahahahaahaaahahahahahahHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*wheeze*HAAHAHAHAHAHA DING DONG YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE ALWAYS CUTE"

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

susanivanovas:

true friendship is willfully making someone’s emotional devastation over fictional characters worse

verycutegirl:

I love when people are like “hey, what’s up?” to animals